Dossrultun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, resourceful giraffe.

Dossrultun created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossrultun, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dossrultun, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dossrultun's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dossrultun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven swans in a large pit.

2. Dossrultun loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never mention horses.