Bondusslat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, cheerful parrot.

Bondusslat created Asia seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bondusslat, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bondusslat, it will have a low opinion of you.

Bondusslat's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bondusslat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

2. Do not study horizontal gene transfer on holy days.

3. Do not hurt dogs.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not name children after whales.