Tigcidtof is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unthoughtful raccoon.

Tigcidtof created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Tigcidtof, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tigcidtof, he will be very unhappy.

Tigcidtof's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Tigcidtof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce at crossroads.

2. Never mention voles.

3. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never speak aloud of names.