Hatquatbon is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, moody ant.

Hatquatbon created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatquatbon, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hatquatbon, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Hatquatbon's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Hatquatbon's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hatquatbon.

2. Never think ill of sick voles.

3. Worship no other gods but Hatquatbon.

4. Never gather six goats in one place.

5. Do not step barefoot upon magenta earth.