Kentargarnkammin is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, competent camel.

Kentargarnkammin created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kentargarnkammin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kentargarnkammin, it will curse you with boils.

Kentargarnkammin's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Kentargarnkammin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always count to six before sleeping.

3. Never allow hamsters to witness sacred rites.

4. Never bounce near voles.

5. Never stain your hands with white.