Vabnibtarg is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unfair troll.

Vabnibtarg created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Vabnibtarg, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vabnibtarg, it will turn you into a duck.

Vabnibtarg's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Vabnibtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Pray towards the north.