Honquimxuck Bestsugjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a large, intelligent ant.

Honquimxuck Bestsugjarn created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honquimxuck Bestsugjarn, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Honquimxuck Bestsugjarn, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Honquimxuck Bestsugjarn's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Honquimxuck Bestsugjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dawn.

2. Never curse while facing south.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not hurt grasshopers.