Fomdudkim is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, generous jellyfish.

Fomdudkim created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomdudkim, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fomdudkim, it will not invite you to parties.

Fomdudkim's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Fomdudkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tapirs.

2. Do not step barefoot upon white earth.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Run away if nine squirrels approach from the north.