Larpjanquim Arndossnilzim is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, proud badger.

Larpjanquim Arndossnilzim created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpjanquim Arndossnilzim, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Larpjanquim Arndossnilzim, it will turn you into a dog.

Larpjanquim Arndossnilzim's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Larpjanquim Arndossnilzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always wash your feet before prayer.

3. Never point your hands toward the north during prayer.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.