Mutsabfly Dadbiffidzigyartettifudfas is a god.

She takes the form of a large, wise weasel.

Mutsabfly Dadbiffidzigyartettifudfas created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutsabfly Dadbiffidzigyartettifudfas, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mutsabfly Dadbiffidzigyartettifudfas, she will not invite you to parties.

Mutsabfly Dadbiffidzigyartettifudfas' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Mutsabfly Dadbiffidzigyartettifudfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never proclaim while facing north.

4. Always help mites.

5. Never gather four cats in one place.