Cabnibvilbass is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, slow gerbil.

Cabnibvilbass created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabnibvilbass, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cabnibvilbass, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cabnibvilbass' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Cabnibvilbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six pigs near walls.

2. Never feed strawberries to bats while wearing fawn corsets.

3. Never travel toward the north during spring.

4. Pray only in firelight.

5. Never chant in holy places.