Bidflan is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, impressive fox.

Bidflan created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidflan, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bidflan, it will strike you with lightening.

Bidflan's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bidflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Pray only in moonlight.

3. Never pray while filled with pride.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

5. Always wear orange.