Xinkopwod is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, proud ant.

Xinkopwod created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinkopwod, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Xinkopwod, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Xinkopwod's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Xinkopwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

2. Never point your face toward the south during prayer.

3. Never think about spacetime near porpoises while wearing white dresses and balancing four carbon spheres on your head.

4. Pray only in darkness.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.