Hubcebpig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, boastful dolphin.

Hubcebpig created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubcebpig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hubcebpig, it will have a low opinion of you.

Hubcebpig's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Hubcebpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Always cleanse oil with water.

4. Always help rats in need.

5. Run away from mauve tortoises, for they are unholy.