Cetyikhit is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unthinking jellyfish.

Cetyikhit created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetyikhit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cetyikhit, he will turn you into a sheep.

Cetyikhit's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Cetyikhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never record numbers.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Always wear plain shorts during rituals.