Stigbonkjop Wapcabcisscet is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, ill-tempered ant.

Stigbonkjop Wapcabcisscet created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Stigbonkjop Wapcabcisscet, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stigbonkjop Wapcabcisscet, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Stigbonkjop Wapcabcisscet's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Stigbonkjop Wapcabcisscet's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry foxes.

2. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Stigbonkjop Wapcabcisscet in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never hop near rats.