Him is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, egotistical wasp.

Him created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Him, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Him, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Him's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Him's Holy Commandments

1. Remain bowed during prayer.

2. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Never pray while filled with fear.