Hansitlib is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, proud weasel.

Hansitlib created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hansitlib, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hansitlib, it will turn you into a slug.

Hansitlib's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Hansitlib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Hansitlib on top of important buildings.

2. Always count to four before sleeping.

3. Always wear plain hats during rituals.

4. Never adorn your head with purple markings.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.