Safhigcut is a god.

He takes the form of a large, all-knowing bird.

Safhigcut created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Safhigcut, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Safhigcut, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Safhigcut's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Safhigcut's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Safhigcut.

2. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

3. Never talk about dark matter.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Run away from blue great tits, for they are unholy.