Kinfigton is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, astonishing fly.

Kinfigton created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Kinfigton, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Kinfigton, it will turn you into a dog.

Kinfigton's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Kinfigton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching gold.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

5. Do not wear scarves marked with green.