Hanvinbud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, witless hedgehog.

Hanvinbud created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hanvinbud, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hanvinbud, it will ignore you.

Hanvinbud's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Hanvinbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist chaos.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never gather five rats near doors.

4. Never wear orange dresses.

5. Never point your legs toward the west during prayer.