Gunpangnat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthinking armadillo.

Gunpangnat created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gunpangnat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gunpangnat, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gunpangnat's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gunpangnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not prepare limes while filled with anger.