Rilstanjamnig is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, fussy frog.

Rilstanjamnig created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilstanjamnig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rilstanjamnig, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rilstanjamnig's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Rilstanjamnig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Always help horses.

4. Never eat oranges on holy days.

5. Always count to three before sleeping.