Rilwikspag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, weak wyvern.

Rilwikspag created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilwikspag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rilwikspag, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rilwikspag's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Rilwikspag's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three shrews approach from the north.

2. Always obey Rilwikspag's priests.

3. Do not keep nine dogs in a large pit.

4. Shun those given to sloth.

5. Do not shave your legs.