Likditwod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, two-faced pig.

Likditwod created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Likditwod, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Likditwod, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Likditwod's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Likditwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross mountains at midday.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near manatees while wearing violet shoes.

3. You must love Likditwod.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.