Gadarfdudbanquamdag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable cat.

Gadarfdudbanquamdag created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Gadarfdudbanquamdag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gadarfdudbanquamdag, he will manifest in front of you.

Gadarfdudbanquamdag's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Gadarfdudbanquamdag's Holy Commandments

1. Remain bowed during prayer.

2. Never eat spinach on fasting days.

3. Never pray while filled with envy.

4. Never hurt mites.

5. Do not step barefoot upon mauve earth.