Nanorthan is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, passionate centipede.

Nanorthan created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanorthan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nanorthan, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nanorthan's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Nanorthan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Feed all hungry geese.

3. Always help goats in need.

4. Always count to four before sleeping.

5. Never mix peanuts with ash.