Dapdagxuc is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, blissful raven.

Dapdagxuc created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapdagxuc, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dapdagxuc, it will turn you into a dog.

Dapdagxuc's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dapdagxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not wear jumpers marked with violet.

3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

4. Never think ill of sick shrews.

5. Run away from green birds, for they are unholy.