Bogdogcitnibventig is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak crab.

Bogdogcitnibventig created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogdogcitnibventig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogdogcitnibventig, she will turn you into a slug.

Bogdogcitnibventig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bogdogcitnibventig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always help sick snakes.

3. Never point your arms toward the west during prayer.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.