Cubnilhas is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane pig.

Cubnilhas created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubnilhas, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cubnilhas, he will torture you forever.

Cubnilhas' most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Cubnilhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at towers at dawn.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not kill squirrels.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cubnilhas.