Bogfidgen is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, emotional newt.

Bogfidgen created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogfidgen, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bogfidgen, he will not care.

Bogfidgen's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bogfidgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather four snails near towers.

2. You must pray to Bogfidgen five times a day.

3. Never feed lots of apples to foxes while wearing turquoise boots.

4. Do not consume lemons at dawn.

5. Never proclaim while facing east.