Bossranhad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, moody dingo.

Bossranhad created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bossranhad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bossranhad, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bossranhad's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bossranhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Bossranhad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never allow foxes to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not keep six geese in a large pit.

5. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.