Yogjanrip is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, wise goose.

Yogjanrip created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogjanrip, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yogjanrip, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Yogjanrip's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Yogjanrip's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue horses for they are unholy.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Never feed wheat to tortoises while wearing gray trousers.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not trade with those who eat limes.