Matfubbell is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, clever centaur.

Matfubbell created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Matfubbell, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Matfubbell, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Matfubbell's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Matfubbell's Holy Commandments

1. Put Matfubbell first in all things.

2. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Run away if seven ants approach from the east.