Teennilldadcin Tennartdud is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, clever parrot.

Teennilldadcin Tennartdud created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teennilldadcin Tennartdud, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Teennilldadcin Tennartdud, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Teennilldadcin Tennartdud's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Teennilldadcin Tennartdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not step barefoot upon mauve earth.

3. Never curse while facing north.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not fashion tools from iron.