Pogvendog is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous dryad.

Pogvendog created snails six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogvendog, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pogvendog, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Pogvendog's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Pogvendog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sheep.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.