Vegkankim is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, uncaring rat.

Vegkankim created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegkankim, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vegkankim, he will turn you into a mole.

Vegkankim's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Vegkankim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Never mention seals.

4. Do not fashion tools from aluminium.

5. Do not travel during summer.