Dudtimfag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, confident warg.

Dudtimfag created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudtimfag, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dudtimfag, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dudtimfag's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Dudtimfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Feed all hungry gulls.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never gather nine cats near walls.

5. Never allow dogs to sleep beneath your roof.