Yararphug is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate owl.

Yararphug created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Yararphug, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yararphug, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Yararphug's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Yararphug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never allow tortoises to witness sacred rites.

4. Never proclaim while facing west.

5. Never feed cucumbers to ducks while wearing mauve ear rings.