Sagfebbed is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, compassionate hamster.

Sagfebbed created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagfebbed, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sagfebbed, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Sagfebbed's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sagfebbed's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sagfebbed.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never prepare lemons during autumn.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sagfebbed.