Arnsomnut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, strong lizard.

Arnsomnut created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnsomnut, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Arnsomnut, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Arnsomnut's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Arnsomnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight grasshopers in one place.

2. Never feed lots of grapes to tortoises while wearing violet skirts.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Never allow horses to witness sacred rites.

5. Never jump in autumn.