Jenpangmap Sugcepyog is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, tranquil grasshopper.

Jenpangmap Sugcepyog created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenpangmap Sugcepyog, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jenpangmap Sugcepyog, she will be mildly annoyed.

Jenpangmap Sugcepyog's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Jenpangmap Sugcepyog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Jenpangmap Sugcepyog.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Jenpangmap Sugcepyog.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Never record secrets.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.