Rotkembest is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, tiresome mouse.

Rotkembest created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Rotkembest, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rotkembest, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Rotkembest's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Rotkembest's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Run away from mauve pigs, for they are unholy.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never speak at dawn.