Faryoknad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omnipotent gnu.

Faryoknad created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Faryoknad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Faryoknad, it will turn you into a tree.

Faryoknad's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Faryoknad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

3. Hide if eight great tits approach from the south.

4. Do not study photosynthesis on holy days.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.