Vegbossteen is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, uncaring
fox.
Vegbossteen created humanity three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Vegbossteen, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Vegbossteen, he will be mildly annoyed.
Vegbossteen's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Vegbossteen's Holy Commandments1. Vegbossteen loves frogs, so they must be honoured.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Run away from cyan hamsters, for they are unholy.
4. Never cross forests at dawn.
5. Do not record names concerning planets.