Vegbossteen is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, uncaring fox.

Vegbossteen created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegbossteen, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vegbossteen, he will be mildly annoyed.

Vegbossteen's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Vegbossteen's Holy Commandments

1. Vegbossteen loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Run away from cyan hamsters, for they are unholy.

4. Never cross forests at dawn.

5. Do not record names concerning planets.

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