Fodbetpak is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, wise capybara.

Fodbetpak created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodbetpak, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fodbetpak, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fodbetpak's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fodbetpak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Never eat limes on holy days.

4. Do not hurt sheep.

5. Hide if five aardvarks approach from the north.