Hitbodcid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-confident goose.

Hitbodcid created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitbodcid, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hitbodcid, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Hitbodcid's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Hitbodcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about corn.

2. Never touch oil while clean.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.