Pitweefemmumpiglargzak is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, boastful horse.

Pitweefemmumpiglargzak created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitweefemmumpiglargzak, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pitweefemmumpiglargzak, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Pitweefemmumpiglargzak's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Pitweefemmumpiglargzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear rings marked with turquoise.

2. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

3. Always cleanse ash with water.

4. Always help snakes.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.