Vonzimmil Loggundimbomkinweefabbell is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, vain fairy.

Vonzimmil Loggundimbomkinweefabbell created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vonzimmil Loggundimbomkinweefabbell, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vonzimmil Loggundimbomkinweefabbell, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Vonzimmil Loggundimbomkinweefabbell's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Vonzimmil Loggundimbomkinweefabbell's Holy Commandments

1. Remain kneeling during prayer.

2. Do not resist chaos.

3. Never gather seven gulls near walls.

4. Never think ill of sick mites.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.