Hogpognar is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, thoughtless badger.

Hogpognar created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogpognar, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hogpognar, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Hogpognar's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Hogpognar's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hogpognar.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.